Knot So Lucky - Trilina Pucci

Me: Ask me what happens in Vegas…\n Samantha: What happens in Vegas?\n Me: Let me tell you.\n What happens is that you get “make out with strangers and pee in a parking lot” drunk.\n TIE THE KNOT WITH A GUY YOU JUST MET.\n Then *allegedly* participate in depraved group activities with him and his friends in the honeymoon suite of a five-star hotel.\n But that’s not even the worst part.\n Because after an epic walk of shame, you find out he’s some insanely famous bad-boy quarterback who’s in the midst of cleaning up his act.\n So now, you have to pretend to like him… sober…until you can skip town with an annulment and a shirt that reads, “I’d hit that.”\n Except for bam—tiny hiccup, his personality cancels out his hot AF face.\n And let’s not mention how you definitely took a trip