Whoa - Cambria Hebert

Most people think I’m a moron. In actuality, I’m a man with a plan.\n It’s one of those three-year plans that takes longer than three years. Still, I’ve been making it happen. Checking off those to-dos and turning them into to-dones. Everything is almost lined up. And then my phone rings. By the time I get to Jess, she’s unconscious and bleeding. My carefully crafted plan blows up in my face.\n I tell the hospital we’re engaged. We aren’t, but apparently, in that place, you need a permission slip to see your most important, so I do what has to be done.\n I toss together an epic apology salad for when she opens her eyes, and when she does…\n She asks me who I am.\n I’m willing to overlook the insult since, you know, head injury, but then Nurszilla spills the beans on our pending nuptials. A